In a pageant with no real rules it takes a lot to stand out. You don’t have to apply yourself or help anyone or form an opinion about current events. You just have to be totally unforgettable.  And in this highly collectible book, you can find out everything you need to know about America’s favorite fictional beauty pageant. You’ll be introduced to the girls who mattered and the girls who thought they mattered but really didn’t. There’s tips, fashions, and scandalous commentary from competitors and judges, most of whom still hate each other. But there’s more! If you fan yourself with the book, you feel a breeze. If you hold the book up to the sun, it blocks the sun. If you spray the book with your favorite perfume, it smells like your favorite perfume. This book is everything and DOES everything!

Floating World is proud to publish Menorah Horwitz’s first book Miss U.S. of Heya. We’ll celebrate the release of the book with an art exhibit and book signing on First Thursday, June 2nd.

WHO: Menorah Horwitz
WHAT: Miss U.S. of Heya book release party and art exhibit
WHEN: Thursday June 2, 6-10pm
WHERE: Floating World Comics, 400 NW Couch St

Menorah Horwitz is an artist and transvestite living in Portland, Oregon. Her past works include “My Boyfriend Walt Whitman,” where she made up a boyfriend for a year, and “The Wookie Woof Book,” a Tijuana bible starring Chewbacca. She used to work for Marvel. That didn’t go well. Her OK Cupid profile could win a Pulitzer. She prays every day for the well being of Shannen Doherty.